WHO - WORKAHOLICS INTERNATIONAL
WHAT - NEW Survival Kit For a Workaholic
WHEN - Available at www.workaholic.org NOW!
WHERE - The
Workaholics International Network (WIN), based in Las Vegas, Nevada,
those people whose lives are consumed with creating opportunities for themselves and others.
WHY - The name, Workaholic's International
Network, came out of a desire for the initials W.I.N., because we
felt that Workaholics are winners, and they make winners of the
people around them.
The Workaholics International Network supports pride in work ethic, as expressed in the admission, "Yes I Am," and demonstrated with workaholic collectibles which display that pride, while simultaneously using humor, education and discussion to stimulate and assist its members to achieve a more balanced lifestyle.
"Survival Kit" contains:
u "Fuel Tank For a Workaholic" coffee mug
u Clock with no hands (it's always time to work for a workaholic)
u Waving hand on a base - Now you won't have to waste valuable time waving goodnight to your co-workers when they leave for the night. Your WIN waving hand will do it for you.
u "Grindstone Protection Cream." Skin Cream in an imprinted pouch with, of course, the WIN logo. "Keeping your nose to the grindstone" is something all workaholics do, so here's something to help.
u Butt Protector - An item which doubles as a frisbee and a seat cushion with the WIN logo and words "I'm Working My Butt Off". You need something to protect this valuable resource while you are "working your ah, ah, butt off for the company."
u "Midnight Oil". When you are "burning the midnight oil," what if you run out? Here's your supply.
u Picture Frame. For photo of the Workaholic. Notation on frame says, "When Found, Notify Family."
u "Critical Information for a Workaholic" wallet card. Helps to remember anniversaries, birthdays, mothers phone #, last private dinner with partner, previously used excuses for coming home late, etc.
u Mousepad and more incl. a luggage tag, pen, chiropractic treatment (broke their back for the company), a pkg. of Thyme (what we all need more of)
u WIN MEMBERSHIP brings newsletters, links, jokes, a planned annual Orlando conference,and more
The Workaholics International Network Logo
represents the lifestyle of a workaholic.
"Burning the candle at both ends."
We have the perfect gift for the workaholic.
Success has brought them everything you could get them for under $100. The new Workaholics International Network has the PERFECT gift for Christmas, Chanukkah, Workaholics Day, Boss' Day, Secretary's Day, birthdays, anniversaries, or for no particular occasion, just because.
TO JOIN WIN, individuals must pass the "Certified Workaholic" test themselves, or friends, relatives and co-workers can take the test for them at www.workaholic.org. Once designated as a Certified Workaholic, a host of workaholic collectibles becomes available.
TO BECOME A CERTIFIED
WORKAHOLIC, 9 or
more YES responses must be indicated to questions like:
*Have you told yourself at least five times that you need to "get a life?
*Are you there to say goodbye to the last person in the office?
*Does the route to and from work look more familiar to you in the dark than in daylight?
*Are you frequently still working when the late news comes on?
*When you watch TV, do you require another simultaneous activity?
For the membership fee
of $89, Certified Workaholics receive 20 items:
u a beautiful WIN logo lapel pin
u a framed "Certified Workaholic" certificate
u a "Survival Kit For Workaholics"**
u a year of Association membership
u and more.
Information and Certified
Workaholic test is available at www.workaholic.org.
Access to E-mail or a dedicated fax line is required.
President of WIN is Edward H. Manley, CW*. A 10 year Association Management executive, Ed is
also President of the International Food Service Executives
Association. He was previously a hospital food service director,
with side ventures in catering, networking marketing, night
school for 12 years, self appointed social director at every
hospital where he worked, civic projects, and multiple
simultaneous group leadership roles. Ed brings humor and insite
to the project, and believes he can make a difference in the life
of workaholics worldwide. His wife Judith Harvey Manley, has
impeccable qualifications to be a Certified Workaholic herself,
leading a life typified by three jobs at a time plus school plus
association leadership positions, plus, plus.
Win's Mission Statement is: The Workaholics International Network supports pride in work ethic, expressed in the slogan "Yes I Am," and demonstrated with workaholic collectibles which display that pride, while simultaneously using humor, education and discussion to stimulate and assist its members to achieve a more balanced lifestyle.
FOR INFORMATION and
Ed Manley at 888-888-8020 or e-mail - email@example.com
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Workaholics International Network
2609 Surfwood Drive, Las Vegas, NV 89128
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