THE BASIC WORKAHOLICS SURVIVAL KIT,

CONTAINS
these amazing and
unique items celebrating your work ethic,
all in a logo'd "attache-like" case,
suitable for a feature spot in your office.
u A beautiful and colorful Ceramic Coffee Mug - With WIN logo and the words, "Fuel Tank For
a Workaholic."
u A Clock with no
hands, bearing the
WIN
logo and "It's
Time To Work".
Everyone else has a clock that tells
time, obviously. But
you aren't "everyone" and you don't care what
time it is because it's always time to work. Actually, the second hand works so you can see it is a
real clock. Can you imagine the looks you will get as
people try to figure out how you tell the time from that thing? And what if you give it to a co-worker -
then maybe you won't be the last one left working! 
u Picture Frame, with the bottom border containing
t
he WIN
logo and the words, "When Found, Notify
Family".
Workaholics are never home and your children, spouse or
significant other may not recognize you when you finally
show up without this valuable memory jogger.
u Waving hand on a base - Now you won't have to waste
valuable time waving
goodnight to your co-workers when they leave for the night. Your
WIN waving hand tells them, "I'll be working late tonight." 
u Butt Protector - An item which doubles as a frisbee and a
seat cushion with the WIN logo and words
"I am Working My
Butt Off". You
need something to protect this valuable resource while
you are "working your ah, ah, butt off for the
company.
u "Grindstone
Protection Cream."
Skin Cream in a
beautifully
imprinted pouch with,
of course, the WIN logo. "Keeping your
nose to the grindstone" is something all workaholics do, so here's
something to help.

u "Midnight
Oil". When you
are "burning
the midnight oil,"
what if you run out? Here's your emergency supply.
u A
Round "TUIT" - sure, you've
got all those things you're going to do when you get around to it.
Well, OK, here's your "round TUIT" so now what's your excuse?
u "Carrying
Case". Suitable
for a shelf in your office or carry to a party for
display.
