YOU WILL GET 21 TREATS FOR A WORKAHOLIC

 

A COLORFUL "CERTIFIED WORKAHOLIC" CERTIFICATE and A FRAME FOR YOUR CERTIFICATE 
A BEAUTIFUL W.I.N. MEMBERSHIP PIN and A MEMBERSHIP CARD - CLICK HERE TO SEE IT
A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP IN W.I.N.
THE WORKAHOLICS DELUXE SURVIVAL KIT, containing these amazing and unique items celebrating your work ethic, all in a logo'd   "attache-like" case, suitable for a feature spot in your office. Some items shipped separately.

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u A beautiful and colorful Ceramic Coffee Mug - "Fuel Tank For a Workaholic."

 

 

u A Clock with no hands, bearing the WIN logo and "It's Time To Work". Everyone else has a clock that tells time, obviously. But you aren't "everyone" and you don't care what time it is because it's always time to work. Actually, the second hand moves so you can see it's a real clock. And what if you give it to a co-worker - then maybe you won't be the last one left working!

u Picture Frame, with the bottom border containing the WIN logo and the words, "When Found, Notify Family". Workaholics are never home and your children, spouse or significant other may not recognize you when you finally show up without this valuable memory jogger.

KEEP GOING - THERE'S MORE

 

u Waving hand on a base - Now you won't have to waste valuable time waving goodnight to your co-workers when they leave for the night, your WIN waving hand will tell them, "I'll be working late tonight."

 

 


u Luggage Tag - With WIN logo and words "Certified Workaholic". You're proud to be a workaholic, so, now you will get greater respect, and conversation, from cabbies, luggage handlers and airline seatmates, as they note that you are a Certified Workaholic - and they're not.

u Pen - as you rush around the office you leave an array of pens in your wake; now, everyone will know which pen is yours and they can return it to the office Workaholic.


u Butt Protector - An item which doubles as a frisbee and a seat cushion with the WIN logo and words "I'm Working My Butt Off". You need something to protect this valuable resource while you are "working your ah, ah, butt off for the company.

 

u "Grindstone Protection Cream."   Skin Cream with, of course, the WIN logo.    "Keeping your nose to the grindstone?" Here's something to help you!

u "Midnight Oil". When you are "burning the midnight oil," what if you run out? Here's your emergency supply.

 

 

 


u Finger Cot.  Place on finger while you are "working your fingers to the bone."

 

u A wallet sized "Critical Information For a Certified Workaholic" card - click here to see it, with spaces to enter your anniversary, dogs name, kids birthdays, previously used excuses for coming home late, last time you and your partner went out for a private dinner, in-laws names - all those details you just can't keep up with.

u Thyme - what every workaholic needs is more time. So, for those special days when you'd do anything to have just a little more time, WIN supplies some.

 

u A Round "TUIT" - sure, you've got all those things you're going to do when you get around to it.  Well, OK, here's your "round TUIT" so now what's your excuse?

u You broke your back for the company - so now, Dr. Howard Newman, P.A., provides a FREE chiropractic treatment to get you back on the road to better health.

u One-Year of Membership in W.I.N. includes an on-line newsletter, money-saving benefits on car rentals, phone service, medical and pharmacy and more, a planned conference, education and support. Annual renewal is just $39.

See if you fit our profile to become a member of WIN - 
IT'S FUN AND EASY 
or
Visit the Workaholic Boutique
to buy individual items -
great special occasion Gifts!

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Workaholics Headquarters:
Phone:  888-888-8020   Fax:  702-838-8853
2609 Surfwood Drive, Las Vegas, NV 89128

Any problems, suggestions to make it easier, we'd appreciate your feedback.
You can reach us by at: WIN@workaholic.org